Neighbours Lyrics

Neighbours by Mystro

• Yeah yeah
• You don’t understand the problems I go through man
• Listen
• Now I don’t like to moan
• But life ain’t easy when you live next to a carpenter that only works nights from home
• His wife likes to bone so all I hear is banging day and night
• Whether she does or don’t choose to leave the guy alone
• And they've got six sick kids
• Who think it’s big to show the neighbor what the bunch of misfits did
• Like the time one of the toddlers said “I nicked his bib”
• And the kids jumped me – left me with my lip this big
• Plus they got a grey mutt that’s off the chain
• Ok, he’s not insane, but I swear the doggy ain't been potty-trained
• And if there’s one things that’s due to leave me morel vexed
• It’s finding that little mongrel’s doo-doo near my doorstep
• How many of you lot have got neighbours who were non-stop ravers?
• That knock when they want favors?
• Man I got some that always come through
• Not only for some sugar, but coffee
• Milk, and a mug full of stuff

• See I’m living with neighbours from hell
• I really wish someone would take them to jail
• Man they got me turning crazy as well
• Cos just from moving next to them, I’m really hating myself
• See I’m living with neighbours from hell
• Man – somebody’s gotta take them to jail
• Man they got me turning crazy as well
• Cos just from moving next to them, I’m really hating myself

• I live on the maddest block of flats where stuff happens often
• Now there’s a girl on the fifth floor with a bladder problem
• So she’s always blessing someone with a gift
• The only present that you’re getting though’s a puddle in the lift
• There’s a lady living next to me that’s always babysitting
• Never a day she isn't – I’m sure she’s making millions
• Ten kids always playing in the hallway bug me
• Like the seven babies screaming like they’re always hungry
• I’m never sleeping without them screaming and shouting
• They’re cute as hell but you can tell there’s something evil about them
• Lucky we've got a guy that kids are petrified of
• Who lives three doors away and stinks of sweatified socks
• I heard his yard was infested by moths
• And knew his life story though I never met the guy lots
• You walk by his yard and he’ll pop out and talk you to death
• I mean literally – he could knock out a horse with his breath

• See I’m living with neighbours from hell
• I really wish someone would take them to jail
• Man they got me turning crazy as well
• Cos just from moving next to them, I’m really hating myself
• See I’m living with neighbours from hell
• Man – somebody’s gotta take them to jail
• Man they got me turning crazy as well
• Cos just from moving next to them, I’m really hating myself

• Imagine being stressed from the family living two doors left from where you are
• Cos they’re ex-cons – they love it when they scare me
• Specially when I find them in my yard and I know I ain’t given none of them the spare key
• Which truthfully don’t matter
• Cos when I lost my keys my neighbor got me in my flat using a coat-hanger
• Who would've known that the guy was not nice
• And that him and his wife and kid had been on Crime watch twice?!
• I knew I was becoming psychotic
• When I found their telephone cables plugged in my socket
• That’s why my place ain't the same
• And I know his kid has stung at least twenty of my PlayStation games
• They won’t kick the habit
• His wife knows what is mine
• Still I catch her trying to steal my dry clothes off the line
• And when I had enough and decided to move out
• Guess who moved round right next to my new house?
• “You?!”
• “How’s it going Kev mate?”
• “Uh, yeah, not too bad”
• “Yeah , we’re moving next door. We need a larger house”
• “Uh?”
• “Yeah, it’s the missus, yeah, we’re expecting!”
• “What? You’re having a kid?”
• “Well, actually it’s twins mate”
• “Boys I hope. They’re gonna be just like their Dad!”

• See I’m living with neighbors from hell
• I really wish someone would take them to jail
• Man they got me turning crazy as well
• Cos just from moving next to them, I’m really hating myself
• See I’m living with neighbors from hell
• Man – somebody’s gotta take them to jail
• Man they got me turning crazy as well
• Cos just from moving next to them, I’m really hating myself

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