Schooling MCs Lyrics

• You’re the man to go to if you want the wrong answer
• We read the whole book, you’re struggling on one chapter
• You should wear a dunce cap to represent your spitting skills
• I’m an A-star student whereas you need revision still
• You use a triangle-shaped pencil when you write bars
• Teach you when I spit, move from the room this is my class
• You get detention, students thinking you don’t try at all
• But what it is is there’s a tiny small brain inside of your skull
• The only time you’re cool is in canteen next to the freezers
• In lessons you’re seen as a class clown and jester speaker
• You’re best to leave your pre-written scripts on the desk please
• So let’s see, wait you aint written this, you don’t get freed
• You gotta sit in the removal room for a week now
• Don’t freak out like the headmaster when there’s a teen found
• Smoking weed in the teacher’s lounge, passing the reef round
• You’ll face exclusion just stop speaking and leave now

• Welcome to spitting school, this place is miserable
• Someone needs to tell all the students that lying isn’t cool
• We make the pupils seem weak and their rhyming miniscule
• When we bring the fire to beats performing a miracle

• Certainly not a bright spark, more like a stupid spitter
• Short of vision, artists need to keep painting and improve the picture
• We’re coming through with literature to leave you fired quicker
• Than a substitute coming in drunk bringing a child with her
• Cause you’re more mild than the curry in the school kitchen
• Got no friends like a classmate grassing and caught snitching
• When it was him that did the shit in the first place
• Feeling wounded like a student sat in the after school on his birthday
• Receive disciplinary actions for the shit you been chatting
• Pay attention now, you need to stop skipping history classes
• Copy homework and say it’s yours although your Dad wrote it
• So in tests and exams solving questions is damn hopeless
• You’re here to learn new styles, that’s what you’re taught for
• But what you’ve got’s been done like writing rude words on a chalkboard
• Life supplies telling stories and lessons, we’re sleeping
• It’s time for you to resign now despite what you’re thinking

• Welcome to spitting school, this place is miserable
• Someone needs to tell all the students that lying isn’t cool
• We make the pupils seem weak and their rhyming miniscule
• When we bring the fire to beats performing a miracle

• Enjoy your pain like sadistic P.E. teachers
• Make you seniors look like Biff and Chip readers when Billy features
• You lucky divas are looking at a future of city sweepers
• Shoulda cheated on your test cause at best you’re a shitty speaker
• Kiddy beater
• Corporal punishment for dunces
• Little fuckwits getting jacked for your lunches with kidney punches
• Slap you with a cheese string, flick the Mrs g-string
• Flinging darts and stealing your management every meeting
• Rappers get battered up your math my x aint adding up
• It’s a simple science couldn’t be drama if you flap it up
• Know your history so chatting shit to me is mad enough
• Then check your geography properly and fucking button up
• Cause I’m that teacher drunk in class screaming “I’m in charge”
• Brandying my iron-brew, my steel ruler’s striking hard
• Bring it down on anybody Billy finds that’s biting bars
• Pissing on your confidence to teach you this: life is hard

• Welcome to spitting school, this place is miserable
• Someone needs to tell all the students that lying isn’t cool
• We make the pupils seem weak and their rhyming miniscule
• When we bring the fire to beats performing a miracle

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