Smash Things Up Lyrics

Smash Things Up by Lunar C

• I need to take a breather, these lemon cheese has gave me emphysema
• But what else are we to do to pass the time?
• Stuck your hand up for that dough, you don't have to ask me twice
• You've already been told like a battered wife with a blackened eye
• The game's full of dick-riders, it's so disgusting
• Get your 15 minutes, but then it’s over, young'un
• Your flow is something that you need to go and work on
• I’m walkin' about wearing cufflinks with no shirt on
• I've had more units than a platinum album
• Lost track on em counting how many I've had in total
• My cup is full and I'm already acting antisocial
• But I'm 'bout to knock it back like a bad proposal
• Organised a flash mob just to run through the city
• Butt naked until they call the cops
• Is it just a warning shot? It's like my dick is laying on your top
• Cause I'm just giving you a little taste of what's to come

• Broken glass all over the ground
• Mosh pitting with the bozos in the crowd
• Slime head [?], balls to the mouth
• And if they ain't causing trouble then we're throwing em out
• Over and out, think I'm still smashed from last night
• We just act like we don't give a fuck
• You'll get put in a bag, zipped up, casket shut
• (I'll make you wanna smash things up)

• Is this a long life or just a really slow death?
• Fuck it, I'm up early morning with the coke heads
• Doing drive-bys on the milkman on my moped
• Can't see me but they hear me coming like phone sex
• You're lying to yourself if you say my crew's losing
• Bitch, don't be pig-headed, I'm Duke Nukem
• Been here a while, you still ain't heard a style as fresh as mine
• These other MCs can't stand it like the test of time
• Stapling my foreskin to a table out of boredom
• Then I nail it to the floor while I'm tasering my balls
• I'll puke a home-made lasagna on your face while I'm performing
• Just so when you go away, you'll say I catered to my audience
• After the show, I sodomised a groupie
• Then made her call her parents and apologise profusely
• I'm on a hype, I drink till I think I know jujitsu
• Spin on my dome and kick you like Yoshimitsu

• Broken glass all over the ground
• Mosh pitting with the bozos in the crowd
• Slime head [?], balls to the mouth
• And if they ain't causing trouble then we're throwing em out
• Over and out, think I'm still smashed from last night
• We just act like we don't give a fuck
• You'll get put in a bag, zipped up, casket shut
• (I'll make you wanna smash things up)

• I'm not tryin'a work with none of these lame artists
• I don't care if every song that you make's charted
• Your label make you rock nail varnish and shaved armpits
• I'm on some different shit, this is not for the faint-hearted
• Shit's madder than a midget in a wheelie bin
• With a fat kid sitting on the lid to keep him in
• Bow to your highness, Lunar C's a king
• The passing smoke will paralyse a passer-by, breathe it in
• Joint longer than a sloth's arm
• Got that sledgehammer flow known to smash every beat I touch
• Long-lost family and friends wanna know me now
• But tell me, where the fuck were you back when I needed drugs?
• We smash the centrepieces
• These ones can’t fuck with the team
• Hungry, we gun for the E
• Bullies with the belly and a bucket of beats
• Boy, best to run as fast as you can
• Going in like a pig with a battering ram

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